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1.07.2011

A dog's life

I think my relationship with my dog is getting a bit too symbiotic. Every time I fart, she sniffs her butt.


I was thinking about renaming the dogs to help teach the kids some manners. We'll call one PLEASE, the second one THANK YOU, another YOU'RE WELCOME and so forth. That way the talk around the house would be as follows:
"Sit, Please, sit."
"Shut up! Thank You."
"Get off the table, Please."
"You're Welcome, now get off of Mr. Beasely!"
Doc wanted to call one of them NO FAIR. "Don't eat my toast, No Fair!". "Come back here, No Fair."

Hello? Is this thing on?