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2.21.2012

Black humor

I made up a joke to tell a friend on Facebook. Maybe it's a bit too grim...


A cancer patient and an alcoholic walk into a bar. The bartend says, "Name your poison, friends."

"Gimme a chemo I.V. and plunge it straight into my heart, will ya," says the cancer victim.

"Geez," says the alcoholic, "I don't think he was being literal, man." He turns to the bartender and says, "Just give me a beer."

BaDUM bum!

Hello? Is this thing on?